““My name is Detective Sellers.” he grumbled”
I would have replied back in a bad French accent:
Peter Sellers? Ze guy who played ze detective zat chased after ze Pink Panther di-mand? I zought you vere dead?
“We didn’t have Caller ID at the time because one of the preconditions of my home detention several months earlier was you’re not allowed to have caller ID. I have no idea why this is a thing.”
They probably think that if a child were to call the house, the caller ID would say: POTENTIAL MINOR VICTIM.
And people wonder why I’m totally against the idea of probation. 🤦🏻♂️ Probation officers are literally like the big, dumb high school bully.